Killer Kyiv

Things that may kill you in Kyiv:

walking because the cars go very fast and reckless
old ladies who sell tickets
packs of wild dogs (not really - they are friendly-ish)
the wet cold
high heels and cobbelstones
too much great food and vodka
your brother's snoring
footballers (not really - they are quite nice guys)

i am getting quite fat.... i put on a bit of weight here....